This may sound a little funny but It's causing me alot of discomfort. For a month now I have been feeling what I can only describe as a frustrating feeling in my penis and it's so bad it causes my penis to be in pain. Kind of like I need to ***k it off or have sex, but after doing both it dosnt help. (lol, please bear with me...I know your probably thinking Im posting this as a joke...I swear Im not.) Massaging it helps or if I try not to think about it. The most discomfort I get is when I am sitting...I do actually do alot of sitting. (I sit in front of a computer all day for work). This sensation is also accompanied by the fact that my penis is constantly trying to retract inward...(like it's going into protection mode) until I massage it a little. I have also been having burning after urination once in a while, but that could be a seperate issue...mabey a uti. Anyway, this is frustrating the ***l outta me and just want to know if anyone else has experienced this or knows what it is or how it can be cured! Please help.