I have decided to post my problem here as I am getting no satisfaction from my GP.
I'll come to the point. I did a stupid thing one evening my inserting a nail (coated in Vaseline), slowly down my erect penis for the purpose of getting sexual arousal (I forget what the act is called). I have a sexual addiction problem, and I am always trying 'new things' for excitement. I got the idea from the internet. Though people don't use six-inch nails.
Anyway, fast-forward a few weeks and I start having pain when urinating. I was too afraid to go to my doctor straight away. The pain lasted for weeks, but I kept waiting hoping it would go away (pain is since gone, but urine is slow at times).
About a month after the 'incident', I developed a throbbing headache one morning after getting up from bed along with ringing in my ears which lasted for another month. My blood pressure had actually risen.
I finally went to the doctor and received negative blood and urine tests. I am being referred for a kidney scan to look for blockage.
In all this time I have not felt well.
I also seem to have a permenant stuffed nose. I'm not one for getting colds.
The only thing I can say with certainty is that I have been sick with worry.
I wasn't trying to intentionally harm myself, but that's the result of 'acting out', I suppose.