Symptoms:
Left Eye Swolen
Right Eye Periodically Twitches
Canker Sore that's getting worse
Chest Pain
Neck Pain (possibly caused by this awful chair)
Fatigue
Itchy Scalp (Earlier)
I have no idea whether or not any of these causes are connected.
A tooth near the canker sore is very vulnerable to infection (needs root canal - part of it broke off recently)