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funny nose thing.

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  • Posted By: Anonymous
  • December 5, 2006
  • 10:50 AM

hi all, everytime i sneeze, faeces comes out my nose. recently its becoming embaressing, especially when in a posh restaurant. now its got to the point that if i feel a head cold coming on i just keep my head down the loo all day.
any suggestions?
joe.

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  • Hi Mate, Sorry To Hear Your Dilema, That Really Stinks. Do You Carry Tissues? Troy.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 5, 2006
    • 10:58 AM
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  • faeces???????
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 5, 2006
    • 11:14 PM
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  • yes faeces! just last friday i was at a business metting, were on i nearly tied up a very important deal when i sneezed just prior to shaking my partners hand. Needless to say the ***t really hit the fan, does anybody else have this? how coms i get no replys? worried.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 11, 2006
    • 02:08 PM
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  • Maybe you have seasonal allergies. Do you own any pets? Please go to a doctor and get checked out. Best of luck.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 11, 2006
    • 08:47 PM
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  • People vomit up faeces due to waste build up, twisted bowel, bowel compaction and so forth. But sneezing up faeces haven't heard of that one. Best to get a sample to the doctor of what ever is coming out, might be chunky bits of old brown blood from an unrecognised sinus problem. Might even be bile. The weirdest things can happen. :rolleyes: Agape,searchingsam
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    • December 11, 2006
    • 10:45 PM
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  • \ Hi, Thanks For Reply, I Swear To God I Aint Wearing A White Shirt To Work Again. I Dont Think Ive Go A Twisted Bowl But I Do Know That If I Jam Loads Of Toilet Paper Up My Nose Especially If Im Tieing My Laces I Dont Seem To Dirty My Shoes. Is There A Possibility I Could Be Badly Constipated?(we Used To Have A New Zealand Rugby Coach And Last Month He Told Us That Every Day We Should Be Eating 69 Bananas But My Mate Has Just Told Me That I Misinterpreted His Accent And He Was Just Saying 6 To 9 Bananas). Please Help, Sean.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 14, 2006
    • 11:20 AM
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  • Have You Got A Cute Little Button Nose?
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 15, 2006
    • 10:25 AM
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  • hi, my family works in farming and currently we are looking for a slurry spreader on the farm, can you come and assist us? fred.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 18, 2006
    • 09:04 AM
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  • Are You Serious
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 18, 2006
    • 09:46 AM
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  • Serious? Of Course I Am! Ive Got 2 Rolls Of 'cuddle Me Quick' Toilet Roll Up My Left Noistril!!! Ive Started Carrying Deoderant So That I Can Use It As Mouth Freshener But Thats Started To Get Me Dizzy.Ive Cut Down On Eating The Bananas As I Think It Was Bunging Me Up A Bit. Is There A Possibility That Mybowel Is Connected To My Nose By An Accident Or Mistake?? Please Help, Hubert.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 18, 2006
    • 02:45 PM
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  • Sounds like you have a staph infection in at least one of your sinus cavities. You need to see a doctor and have the 'stuff' you sneeze out cultured. A staph infection in your nose or sinuses can give you a brown or black discharge. It is important you get this looked at as it can lead to menegitis if untreated and it gets worse.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 19, 2006
    • 09:35 PM
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  • Thank You For Your Reply. It Makes Sense That I Have A Staff Infection, As One Of The Lads At Work Says He Has A Bad Infection And He Told Me He Is Very Sure That Ethel (our Receptionist) Has Also Got This Infection. But How Comes These Staff Infections Are So Easy To Catch.Just Typical Of Me, Ernie And Ethel To Have This Staff Infection.Take Care.Joe
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 20, 2006
    • 10:28 AM
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  • Hi, im talking about a staph infection, not a staff infection. i bet that when you are at work, you are a bit of a brown nose, isa this true?mike.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 20, 2006
    • 11:06 AM
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  • yeah. It doesn't sound like you have a fertilizer shortage.very very funny nose thing.stinky joke
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 20, 2006
    • 08:58 PM
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  • cheers mate, best retort of all, merry xmas.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • December 21, 2006
    • 09:39 AM
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  • The slurry did get rather thick in here lolCheers
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 2, 2007
    • 10:16 AM
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  • Thanks Again. P.s Can You Give Me Any Advice On The Sheep Infection Thread? (god Im Sad).
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 2, 2007
    • 11:18 AM
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  • Lol, ok, Joe, Sean, Hubert and then another Joe...That made me giggle...Nobody noticed the names change every reply! haha
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 7, 2007
    • 01:39 AM
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  • Staph Infections Can Get Serious, Make Sure You Are Treating The Right Thing, Get It Cultured First, And Best Of Luck. Carmel.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • February 1, 2007
    • 03:53 PM
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  • you would have to be seven to think this was funny.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • February 3, 2007
    • 09:45 AM
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