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bent penis

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  • Posted By: Anonymous
  • January 21, 2007
  • 09:27 AM

any experince with a bent penis, bending downward like a banana ?
how to fix ??

is there a way to fix ???

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  • there was a young feller from kent,.....whose tool was exceedingly bent ,......so to save himself trouble he bent it back double,.....and instead of coming,he went......that is the traditional solution,i am led to believe.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 21, 2007
    • 01:31 PM
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  • Previous post, you're an idiot. Is this something you have always had or is it a new problem. If it's new you should see your doctor ASAP. If it's not treated it can lead to problems. Search "Peyronie's Disease" on Google.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 22, 2007
    • 00:55 AM
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  • like a banana?you could try to form a relationship with a toothless monkey.i think michael jackson has one for sale,or theres always david blunkett.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 22, 2007
    • 00:46 PM
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  • maybe it is beckoning you.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 22, 2007
    • 00:59 PM
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  • I Am Really Enjoying This Forum. This Entry Is As Bad As The 'nose Thing' And 'sheep Infection' On Page 4.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 23, 2007
    • 03:00 PM
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  • how wonderful to be appreciated.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 23, 2007
    • 10:59 PM
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  • Get in touch with Monica Lewinsky...........she specialises
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 24, 2007
    • 01:34 AM
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  • the toothless monkey is a splendid little chap;they make fine loyal companions,and never,ever say things like "i want to go to ikea".many a fellow has been glad of their perky company ,livening affairs indreary hill stations in the monsoon,or in isolated jungle outposts.i had one once in chittagong,back in the thirties.bought it off a ghurkha chappie shipping out for nepal.had a yak to go back to no doubt.ten minutes after i got it back to the stockade,i decided that the eurasian housemaid would have to go.she came bouncing out of the shadows at me in one of her more impossible yoga poses,like the lotus but more obvious,more splayed.told her to clear orf there and then,but she begged, saying "i make you happy like slav woman teach me,on all fours like a crab."the monkey started to cry and set up a howling like a dervish with his yashmak caught in a knothole ;had to give him a kick to shut him up.but what dyer know,i felt the old heart begin to soften ,and an hour or so later,i had let her talk me into letting her stay until she had taught the little blighter to cook.that was how it was in those days.does the heart good to hear the little chaps mentioned again.good advice too.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 24, 2007
    • 05:34 PM
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  • REGARDING THE OLD MONKEY: I am a psychotherapist presently working here in Ireland and just to let you know im logging unto this site every mornig as i begin my day by ******g myself laughing. Keep up the work,brilliant stuff!!!
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 25, 2007
    • 09:05 AM
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  • Dear all, this problem should be taken seriously, please. Now, is there anyway you could bend it back the same way? i know this could be sore, but massage it with some good moisturiser first and then bend it in different directions (like you would do if you were a rockstar performing with a large microphone). best of luck get back to me with regards how this works. hubert.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 25, 2007
    • 02:08 PM
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  • i cant agree that david blunkett is in any way an adequate substitute.while it is obvious that he has modelled himself on a toothless monkey,and there is no doubt that he gave the teaching profession a nasty suck while in office,he would be off slurping after some squalid proboscis at the spectator party ,just when you are not quite up in the morning,but part of you is.thats the trouble with these father christmas impersonator class traitors,when you need em most they are in a lay by in exeter,helping peter mandelson with his banana.i had a puzzling liason with a panda/chicken combination once in bournemouth ,psychologically ruined,it turned out,by an.encounter with"hairy daft man,with dog ,bump into things much angry all teacher. "
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 25, 2007
    • 02:17 PM
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  • it would take an irish psychotherapist to sort this lot out.i realise theres enough for a whole conference,but could he try,please?i agree it should be taken seriously,but im not sure how helpful microphones are.i think the connemara consultant may be the only hope.a boy in our street had a "davey crockett"pistol which he used to suck at all hours .does this count ,or is it too late to mention?i dont know what came of it.it was a while ago now.his dad had a ford popular,(old shape).was it a cry for help?
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 25, 2007
    • 02:35 PM
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  • perhaps he could encapsulate his advice in the form of a limerick,which is perhaps where he is based .ah,gwan,yer will,yer will.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 25, 2007
    • 02:46 PM
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  • there was a trick cyclist from sneem.....who liked to interpret a dream........til he heard of a monkey ........that some would call funky.....with a trick that could straighten a pene. sorry about"monkey....funky"best i could manage at short notice.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 26, 2007
    • 09:00 AM
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  • There Was A Young Mucker From Derry Whose Scrotum Was Exceedingly Hairy It Bent To The Right A Wonderful Sight Now Why Would You That Was Scary!!!!
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 26, 2007
    • 11:46 AM
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  • fantastic -more please!
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 26, 2007
    • 00:23 PM
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  • on the contrary.i like microphones ,my favourite part being the wire.does anyone else remember the tale which featured one,the culminating line of which was : "hello auntie kathleen!"though i suppose the name varied.i suppose you have to be dead clever to be a physiotherapist.and hard work,too,in the broiling connemara sun,mercilessly beating down on the paddy fields.this may seem a bit far from the original post,but i think we will crack it in the end.such is the intellectual process.have some confidence,man!
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 26, 2007
    • 00:41 PM
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  • 'broiling connemara sun' is a far cry from life in the public eye off a mr blunkett. nevertheless i agree, we will get to the bottom of this.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 26, 2007
    • 02:04 PM
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  • when you think about it ,this downward deviation is perfectly adapted for the lewinski solution.it would mean she didnt have to crank her neck forwards,which must have been a feature of the event(s?)and it cant have been comfortable.also,bill may have been distracted by being butted in the stomach;this is never a good thing,and can detract from the piquancy of an unusually delectable moment----so they tell me...........perhaps he said something like"hold off yer cottonpickin belly crushin yer two bit slab er hogs belly! i sure wish my goddanged poontang had more of a sly curve in it,like a water moccassin alookin up its **s!sure would be useful!"perhaps monica would have replied"ahoogl moggloppabbloocabubba." (perhaps giving rise to thegreat tradition of rap.,who knows?) anyone else got inside information about these oval office contortions?
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 27, 2007
    • 01:33 PM
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  • Those of you who think they are comedians have become tiresome. Quit posting your perverted comments. This board if for people suffering with medical issues, not for morons like yourselves to post crap to crack yourselves up.
    Anonymous 42789 Replies
    • January 27, 2007
    • 03:30 PM
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